The Roast Of Stephen Taunton...

Today was a slightly interesting day. I must add that I didn't "wake up" until 10:20. I put wake up in quotes because it was more like "woken up". In my house we have like a wet bar thing, and apparently it leaked because when i went in my dad's office the carpet felt like a wet sponge (not a disappealing feeling might i add : P). So now they are changing the wall to the otherside and making a closet in the office... and God knows why they have to make so much noise!! I mean, come on... your demo'ing glass, tile, cement.. its not like you have to be noisy... Anyways, shower + crimson buttondown + black and white striped undershirt= ballin'. I dressed up today because i had my first of many engineering reports for our class.... fail haha then i was off to the BCM fo sum grub... Eating with my new aum ppl friends is interesting.... Haha i have a friend.. haha lets call her Bad A, haha... she is VERY interesting.. haha and when i say interesting.. i mean, like, she knows EVERY disney show, shoot off show, Jessie McCartney fanatic, Dreamstreet, Backstreet Boys (well, i listen to them to.. but anyways) completely immersed in her 90's childhood kinda person. Even though she listens to some of my music, her favorite songs on an album, are the songs i cant stand and vice versa. Haha, yeah.... I also have friends that are dating, the guy.. Lets call him ME, and the girl... haha lets call her DA... they are cool , the guy likes the same music i do and only wears 6 shirts (pants haha im not quite sure he has more than 1) and the girl... well, haha she is "special".. haha (jk Jenn... i mean.. haha) anyways.. well we all were going to go to the mall today and guess who walks up.... haah our "favorite" person.. stephen taunton... so he "tags along" in my car with Bad A... who proceeds in making us headbangers listen to the pre-pubescent boy band from the 90's called Dreamstreet... uh... haha then i put on underoath and she completely freaked and asked us "do you listen to that as music" and then me and stephanie "kindly" explained to her that it was in fact music. Then it was off to fye where stephanie saw his favorite tv show... "Whoa, Sex And The City!, i want that!!" seeing this perfect set up i responded with a "Stephen, you are never going to get that" XD after that, it was off to pacsun where stephanie showed off his new girl jeans that he bought because regular jeans were "too baggy". We then looked in the back of the store where we saw a sale of regular tshirts with nothing on them... Stephanie however took this as an "ooh, they are on sale, im going to get one in every color, but first i forgot what size i bought the first one..." where he then tried them on, and we quickly exited the store, where we saw another friend... lets call him... The Friendly Ginger! So FG was in his UPS uniform (dexy sexy short shorts haha) and he talked to us for a while and then some reason Stephanie found us in express where he was looking for a vest and then proceeded in standing in a mannequin pose, staring at the air... We finally decided that i needed to go back to my chem lab, so we parted ways, and i rode back with DA and ME and Stephanie... Stephanie had some choice words for me... "(My Name), you make me feel like an idiot all the time! Everytime im around you, you make other people think im mentally retarded. I might as well go around looking like this all day *stares in the air, drops his jaw with his mouth open, and does the Deet De De hands"... my response is as follows... "Well thats already how you look when you drum"