Power Chair Of Destruction

So, i was on my semi-monthly trip up to Auburn the other day. So I listened to me some White Tie Affair to stay awake and finally pulled up to the "Never a dull moment" Casa de Stephen and Matt. (and Aaron... kind of). Anyways, i come in, and Matt and Stephen are all like "Lets go to Wal-Mart (or as it is so endearingly called "Wally World") and get food for the cookout we're having tonight" So we (Me, Matt, Stephen & Aaron.... kinda) hopped in the Beamer and were off. We start out simple, getting the buns, Matt credit carding stephen with a scarecrow on a stick, you know.. the usual... but little did we know what we would witness next... down the cereal aisle we went almost to the end when we see a slightly obese, homely looking woman in a power chair rounding the corner. And like most polite people do when we see "handicapped" people, we move out of the way. But, having the keen sense of perception that i do, i noticed something was about to be terrible wrong... This lady obviously had had a few to drink and was rounding the corner at a resounding speed, in fact, i was slightly worried when the g force tipped it over on two wheels as it rounded the corner. This lady also must have lost her glasses that day because she was heading straight for a perfectly good, (and tall i might add) display of off brand cereal. This lady then proceeds in completely jacking the mess out of this display. Cereal casualties spread down the whole aisle, some still skidding to a stop. There was enough sugary coated goodness laying on the floor for a diabetic holocaust....
At this point Me and Matt just look at each other thinking "Would this be a good time to help... or just pretend it didnt happen and run straight for the frozen hamburger patties?"... helping us out with this decision, the kind lady turns her head to us and says "Thats what the f@%$ they get paid for!" and then proceeds in carting off down the aisle, smashing a few boxes in the way of her weighed down transportation device. At this, Me and Matt run down the side aisle laughing, slightly not believing what just had occurred.... and that was just the start of the day....